You Know What They Say About Tattoos

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My last Tumblr upload. More sexually charged than most of the stuff I've written. Screw them and their puritan ways.

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Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcui1ce

Impact Quotient 2.0: A World of Possibilities

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My super-late 1 year anniversary caption.

EDIT - Reuploaded part 4 on 12/14/18 due to an editing mistake I missed the first time.

Part 1 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcsa4pd
Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcsa51h
Part 3 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcsa57f
Part 4 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcsa5go

Playing Hard to Get

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Participated in a cap swap with Kiera Williams and wrote a two-parter using her "Bimbo Virus" captions as a jumping off point. Check out her blog! Lots of great stuff there.
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Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcpl6o2

The Company: Your Very Last Chance

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 Epilogue Part 1

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My first "Choose Your Own Adventure" type caption! Also, with the choice the readers made...

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Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcn5851

Epilogue Part 1 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcoai1o

Epilogue Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dcoaigk

I Don't Get It

Sometimes doing a friend a favor isn't worth the hassle. Other times...?

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Did You Make Her in a Computer?

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Of all the captions I've written, this one might be my favorite. Let's break down the reasons...

1) Hot Gamer Chick
2) Video game references
3) ....

Shit, that's all I can think of.

Part 1 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dchvjbl
Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dchvjti

So, What Exactly is the Problem?

Recently got back into Lexx. I've owned the whole series for a while, but it's been years since I've seen it. Forgot how much fun it was - really unique sci-fi.

For the Lexx purists out there, yeah, I'm playing a bit fast and loose. Sue me. If you're getting up in arms about the workings of a machine called a Lusticon, I can't help you. And it's not like there's a ton of conflicting information out there anyways.

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Doing What You Love

Getting paid to do what you love. It's the American dream, right? True story - I almost titled this "I Don't Know What To Do With My Hands!" because every time I hear that line, it makes me laugh.

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Still Don't Believe in Magic?

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Originally a request. Yeah, I played fast and loose with Pamphile. Fight me.

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Part B Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dc89ke8

Don't Feel Guilty

Nothing clever to say here.

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Should Have Read the Fine Print

Always take the time to read over a contract - you never know how you're gonna get screwed.

So, what do you think? Is she worth $100,000?

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The Company: We Aim to Please

The first of "The Company" caps. I didn't intend for it to become a reoccurring theme, but hey - it worked out well.

Yeah, I've got a thing for redheads. Fight me.

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The Geas: Not Really His Scene

Originally a commission. I don't have any musical talent, but would totally rock out to a cybergoth indie thrash-metal band called "Laser Garbage".

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The Fifth Stage

Originally a commission. Also, my first caption featuring a human-to-animal transformation.

Love and marriage sometimes suck.

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Good Things Happen to Good People

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Originally a commission. I don't know if any objectively "good" things happen to any of my characters, but this one ended up slightly better than most of them.

Part 1 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dbpg128
Part 2 Full-Res Here: http://fav.me/dbpg1jb

The Spell: A Kept Woman

A commission I did, based on "The Best Revenge is Living Well" and "So Sue Me."

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The Spell: So Sue Me

This was originally a request, and one of a few sort-of sequels to "The Best Revenge is Living Well". Also, generally speaking, it's one of my favorites in that series.

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People Are the Sum of Their Experiences

Not the best quality screengrab, but it'll suffice.

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The Kiss of Aphrodite

Magic can't all be bullshit, can it?

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Impact Quotient

What's your IQ?

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